Russian officials have decided that enough is enough, and they have announced last call for Latvians. Russian customs officers have discovered a mile-long vodka pipeline across the border to Latvia. Smugglers (or brilliant entrepreneurs as I like to call these guys) managed to lay this pipe 6 feet underground somehow unnoticed. It would still be unnoticed if someone hadn’t had the bright idea of planting some trees. Just how do you go about digging a six foot trench across international borders and not get noticed, anyway? Then again, this is Canada, and you could probably export Saskatchewan to the U.S. without anybody noticing for a few days at least (that’s not to slight Saskatchewaners, but rather is meant to describe just how undefended our border is. At least for now.)
Yes, I realize that the last three (!) posts have been about alcohol, and yes, I am seeking counseling about my alcoblogism(tm). Really, it’s just a strange coincidence. Really.
Well,I don’t kmow how they did it,but my idea is that there is this special machine used in putting in access line’s under existing roadway’s and such,which is like a torpedo with an auger on the front.Now if i was trying to ship it underground,all you have to do is dig a hole on your side,down 6ft,dig a same hole at the other side same depth,line the two hole’s up,pull the trigger on this puppy and bam instant pipe line(minus sealed tubing)!..Just guessing…BTW Court i can’t bring anymore Vodka to you anymore,Sorry.
I know man…. it’s ok.
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