The Surprise is all Kinder’s
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First off, apparently you can't buy Kinder Surprise eggs in the US, for some reason. They allege that the parts are too small and children might choke on them.
Now, it seems that Germany is going to follow suit and ban them because:
The children's committee of the German parliament fears children might mistake the toys contained in the eggs for food and swallow them.
"Children can't differentiate between toys and nutritional items," said Miriam Gruss, a member of the committee (also a huge fricking buzzkill and "nervous Nancy"). "It is a sad fact, but that means that Kinder Surprise eggs have to ...