Even though this whole foot thing is getting weirder by the minute, I feel compelled to continue to report it here. It’s part of my commitment to a story, I guess.
Seriously though, how strange is it that this keeps happening? What kind of a coincidence is it? If it is a coincidence, that is.
The FIFTH foot came ashore this week. It’s the first left one, making my prediction true, and hokey pokeying will commence soon.
Even stranger, some prankster dropped a sixth foot that turned out to be a fake. It’s a strange world when somebody wants to get in on all the misplaced body parts action.
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