From Dictionary.com:
1. a piece of furniture for seating from two to four people, typically in the form of a bench with a back, sometimes having an armrest at one or each end, and partly or wholly upholstered and often fitted with springs, tailored cushions, skirts, etc.; sofa.
2. a similar article of furniture, with a headrest at one end, on which some patients of psychiatrists or psychoanalysts lie while undergoing treatment.
3. a bed or other place of rest; a lounge; any place used for repose.
4. the lair of a wild beast.
5. to express indirectly or obscurely: the threat couched under his polite speech.
6. to lower (a spear, lance, etc.) to a horizontal position, as for attack.
7. to put or lay down, as for rest or sleep; cause to lie down.
8. to lay or spread flat.
9. to hide; conceal.
10. to lie at rest or asleep; repose; recline.
11. to crouch; bend; stoop.
12. to lie in ambush or in hiding; lurk.
13. to lie in a heap for decomposition or fermentation, as leaves.
I would offer this man as proof of at least #3, #7, #9, #12 and of course #1. He probably seriously freaked out his ex-girlfriend, whom he was stalking at the time. At best he’s just an honorable mention, a (re)poseur in the game of living unknown inside someone else’s home. That distinction is still held by the closet lady, hands down, the best ever.
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