Hi Everybody!

A Romanian doctor has been ordered to pay a man a (rather low in my mind) amount of $795,000 for accidentally severing his penis during an operation on the man’s testicles.

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Oh man, where to begin here?  Aside from me making a mental note to avoid going to the doctor while in Romania, I find myself powerless (trying to avoid the use of the word impotent) to come up with an appropriate joke here. Fortunately, the Associated Press wrote the joke for me.

The victim’s lawyer said you don’t have to be an expert to realize that the 33-year-old victim isn’t in a good state of mind.

That would about sum it up.