Two criminals made a valiant break for freedom today in New Zealand, dashing away from the courthouse and demonstrating why they are both in jail in the first place….

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgjPICWYC9o

Note that they had lots of time to decide what to do, but decided no decision at all was best.  Good job, lads.  Future Ottawa Transit Union leadership?

It brings this gem to mind from Despair.com: