Weighty Matters of Religion

One thing that has really fascinated (and disgusted) me lately is the complete explosion (implosion?) of organized religion.  I don’t really think that any religion has much to offer me personally, but I certainly have no problem with other folks taking what they like from it, as long as there isn’t any harm to others in it.  Generally, “Don’t be a dick” (unless you are a Dick, you know what I’m getting at here Darcy, Drew, and all of the other excellent Dicks I have met) is my only commandment, and the only one I expect from others.

Even with my nonreligious viewpoint however, the stance taken by many conservative religious figures that gays and lesbians and, well, anybody that doesn’t “look right” can’t be a part of their religion, or in fact might even be evil or broken in some way, is an enormous failure when viewed in the cold light of business.  The bottom line is: if nobody comes to your church and gives you money, you are out of business.  It just doesn’t make sense to turn anyone away when there are (it seems to me) an enormous number of other churches they can take their business to.  I suppose your church could be thriving BECAUSE you hold a certain viewpoint (gays are evil, for example), but why would you limit your potential customer base in any way?  If the whole point is to get as many butts into your seats on Sunday, that doesn’t make any sense to me.  It’s a really interesting thing to watch, and while I hope it doesn’t get any crazier, when I saw this post come across the feed reader, I was left with the sense that this guy, at least, gets it.  This kind of attitude (to my heretical mind) is the ONLY way to really succeed in our society as a churchy guy.

He calls it a manifesto, and man, is it ever.  It’s a firecracker of a read.

I have made a decision. I will no longer debate the issue of homosexuality in the church with anyone. I will no longer engage the biblical ignorance that emanates from so many right-wing Christians about how the Bible condemns homosexuality, as if that point of view still has any credibility.

I strongly suggest you check it out, it’s the sanest viewpoint from someone even remotely associated with a church I have seen recently.  I cannot comment on how valid his Bishop credentials are as I’m not really qualified there, but man, it’s fun to read.

Saw this on Metafilter.


Working From Home

It seems that most of my content is coming from The Oatmeal lately, but what can you do?  This one does a hilariously decent job of describing some of the challenges and perks of working from home.

Working From Home

I find this particularly appropriate since I have recently started a “real job” again and find myself actually enjoying having a much more regular schedule instead of, ah, the schedule I had all summer.  I guess you could say I am in the honeymoon period of this contract.  Oh, and earning a somewhat predictable amount of money each month, that will be good too.


Good Gravy, Old Spice Guy Wins at Everything

Not content to just make the most memorable ads in recent memory that I can memorize or write a memo about, Old Spice Guy has been busy filming direct responses to people on Twitter, and the interwebs at large.  There are too many to link to directly, but the Old Spice channel on YouTube has them, and man are they funny.

And his goodbye to his legions of adoring fans:

This is the most amazing bit of marketing I have ever seen.  The cost of doing this probably wasn’t even that much, but they probably had to have a team of writers to keep the quips coming.  Brilliant work, you can’t deny the wonderful creativity behind this campaign.