Too bad gamers are already fitness gods.

Scott Adams (the Dilbert guy) writes a really excellent blog that I follow religiously. This sentence doesn’t make sense, especially when you read a lot of his blog. Scott is rather sure that we are all moist robots living in an artificially constructed world, or possibly a very complicated computer program. It doesn’t matter, since this moist robot right here enjoys reading his stuff.

Recently he posted about an idea for a gym where all of the gym members participated in a MMO or multiplayer video game just by working out. The machines kept track of your efforts and these translated into points that made your team more competitive in the game. You could watch the game unfold in real time as you worked out on huge monitors, your team captains directing your real efforts so our team would beat others in the game. The harder you worked out, no matter what exercise you were doing, the better your team would do in the game. To say that this idea makes me excited is an understatement. I think I would be incredibly, scarily suited to this for many reasons:

  1. I’m a data nerd, the more detailed data the better. If it’s also about fitness, all the better. My running hobby (I wouldn’t call like 7 runs all summer a habit, but still) is largely driven by the fact that I can easily track it using my iPhone running app. If I wasn’t sure how far I was running, or how fast, or easily chart my progress, I wouldn’t give a crap. The game would have to let you keep track of your personal contribution as well as the whole. I would imagine a series of milestones, or badges, or something to keep you motivated. Maybe like Foursquare badges, something to keep you going and keep it fresh.
  2. I love video games, and games in general. I never have time to play, naturally (ask Wilson, I literally haven’t finished a game since Myst, I think it drives him nuts more than me), but I still love ‘em. This would let me get exercise and play games at the same time, and it would probably prove to be an incredibly addicting combination. Scott even mentions that folks might need to be monitored so they don’t get too wrapped up in the game and work out too hard or something. I honestly believe this.

So, with that in mind, I am requesting that some brilliant tech wizard take Scott’s idea and start a bunch of gyms around it. You would very likely need to partner with a large game development company or technology firm to make it a reality. I will join. I promise. You will probably be rich. Now, off you go.

Nerd Humour Alert

I try to keep the hardcore nerd content off the radar here, since it probably only makes sense to two other people I know who might even casually glance at this blog.  Anyway, I will make an exception today just for fun.  In my current contract I’m back to full on mail server nerd and was doing some documentation this morning when I came across this antivirus scanner option:

Illegal MIME header action

Cue immature nerdly snickering and snorting, while pushing up my horn-rimmed glasses.  Fnar fnar fnar.

Caffeine + sleep deprivation + early morning = giddy geek

I know I’m a geek, it pays the bills ok?

MacBook Pro FTW

Let me just say that I forgot my power adapter this morning when I left for a whole day of work offsite.  Nikki has her brand-new work-issued HP EliteBook laptop, I have my year-old used MacBook Pro.  Her battery was dead before lunch, and mine is still going (albeit down to the dregs now) at 4pm.  I didn’t have it on all day, and it wasn’t all that graphic intensive, but I was using lots of WiFi all day.  I only just turned down the brightness so I could get this blog post out.

That is some nice battery life….

Theme Change Friday

Ok, so I’m procrastinating from doing any work because I am a jerk like that.  So, how about a new theme for the blog?  Sure why not?  Don’t tell Nikki that I haven’t billed anybody this afternoon yet.

I got bored of the last theme, which while it was clean, started to feel rather bland.  This is a bit better, I think.  There is no point for this post, except just for my own purposes.  Here’s to procrastination!

Cheers.

Swing Child o’ Mine

Here’s a freaking brilliant idea:  write some code to make any song a swing-tempo number.  This sounds ridiculous, but really you have to give it a try:

Sweet Child O’ Mine (Swing Version) by plamere

Now that is a catchy friggin’ tune at the best of times, but make it a swing tune, and it’s classier somehow.

There are a whole bunch more here.

Another one of my favourites:

Enter Sandman- the Swing Version by plamere


A Day in the Life….

…of a nerd.

This is what I have been elbow deep in the last two days.

cables-cables

Lovely, isn’t it?

** Update:

As Rob mentioned below, this isn’t exactly the recommended way to route cables, let alone mixing cable types (ha!) which I suppose in a real data centre is a large no-no.  But this is a government data centre, and the prevailing theme here is to do the least amount of work possible, so this is what happens after 10 years or so.  You are free to formulate your own metaphor from this picture, having it symbolize the red tape and bureaucracy most of us identify with when we think “government”.

Ali sent along a sample of what happens in her tech writer world.

cable management

She helpfully mentions:

Notice how eight cables per side rail are invisible behind 1/8 of an inch of rack flange. Also observe the tidy, physics-defying 90-degree cable bends which are helpful in these situations.

I will have to amend our real life data centre to reflect the manufacturer’s view of these sorts of things ASAP.  Most notably absent in Ali’s picture is the patina of grime and dust that dulls every surface in our location, befouling the fingers of anyone foolish enough to try to impose order in the chaos.  Trust me, I know all about the grime.