Hey, cool! Also, JESUS CRIPES what the hell is that thing?

One thing that has always bothered me when scientists discover a truly badass scary new thing living on this world and they say, it’s habitat is now limited to a small area of so-and-so place, how can we be sure that this frigging nightmare terror is on the decline, and not just finished CONQUERING it’s little corner of Out-of-the-way-Land, and is thinking of expanding it’s empire?  It would kinda suck in three years when we all live on floating rafts with Kevin Costner because the entire Earth is covered with ravenous giant insects and we look back and say, you know, dang it, we could have avoided all of this with a single well placed napalm strike of that little isolated valley?  Pass the sea cucumber, Kevin.

Anyway, here is the largest damn thing I have ever seen eating a carrot that also isn’t adorable.  Ick.

Anyway, apparently this is the heaviest whatever the hell it is, it’s wonderful and special and I can’t help but think I want it deaddeaddead.  So much for the wonders of nature for me I guess.

There’s another picture here, but it won’t make you forget the first one any better.  Talk about the willies.


Dog Shaking

God Bless high speed photography for capturing the exact way I feel some days when I realize I haven’t had a cup of coffee and it’s 10:45am.  I feel normal, I just look this way to others.  It takes a while to notice….

Go and have a gander at these awesome and hilarious pics for yourself, they are beautifully done.

Carli Davidson Pet Photography

I just know that Lloyd has one of these in him, if any photographer was foolish enough to risk his or her equipment in the spray….

via @Metro Ottawa

 


Pizza IS a vegetable, of course.

Thank heavens the US Congress is really taking this whole childhood obesity problem seriously, and will soon be passing some laws to make sure that kids eat more vegetables.  The solution was embarrassingly easy, and they can’t believe they didn’t think of it before now:  Write a little law, and bam, pizza IS a vegetable!  Done.  I’m sure that failing to resist those lobbying corporations that keep you all fat will have no adverse financial consequences later on, like health care.

Good job!

Healthy Schools Campaign

Associated Press

Boing Boing

 


Remembrance Day

I have an inspiration, I don’t know his name.
I met his wife today after she swam the lanes.
She spoke of a day years ago on the 11th of November
Until she was on her deathbed, she swore she’d remember.

It was cold and slushy at the Montreal epitaph,
She shook her head as she dressed, and gave a reflective laugh.
I thought it was fitting, given the date today,
And instead of rushing off to swim, I wanted to hear what else she had to say.

So I poked along with fussing with my goggles and cap
Her eyes widened with pride as she said, “My husband swims 100 laps”
I smiled brightly at her and said, ‘Wow that’s a best for me”
With her gentle smile she said, “He’s 83”

“He’s at home today he’s feeling ill,
He had a gallbladder attack, and wants to swim still.”
I smiled my best smile for her and his praises I spoke
I wished her the best day ever, with a lump in my throat.

With my head filled with food for thought,
I surmised that this man too, in the war fought.
His devoted wife clearly only has eyes for him,
With this little gift I headed to swim.

This little princess swims in a salt water pool
My kids are safe when they go to school
My family is happy, healthy and free
This man contributed to this cause, and I live the benefits, you see.

So think today about the sacrifices made,
Support our soldiers that are currently dodging grenades
For them there was war, there is war, pain and death,
As for the rest of us….Lest we forget.


Cael’s Greatest Hits

I had been saving a few choice Cael-isms up for a future post, or for use in another way, but it never happened for one reason or another.  So here is a list of some of Cael’s better moments.  To say that the kid has a gift is probably an understatement, he’s only 7 and regularly cracks us up.  So, without further ado, some raw unfiltered goodness from the man himself:

Cael on music:

There is no rock and roll in Arnprior, it’s just a bunch of singers and banjos.  A bunch of honey bunnies  and slow motion singers.

Cael on Arnprior, again (perhaps a tad harsh?)

Arnprior is just like a village where no one has water, like in Rango.

Cael once mentioned about how we don’t have cable TV anymore, and when he does get a chance to watch it there often doesn’t seem to be anything on…

Daytime television is just a bunch of “So Barbaras” (pronounce that phonetically and you get “soap operas”)

Cael on getting kisses from Nikki before leaving for school in the morning.

He comes flying into the bathroom doing some serious karate chopping and fancy footwork going Hiya! Hiya! and I laughed and he says, “I’m the LOVE NINJA! – here for my lovin’s”

Cael on how amazing his beautiful mom is:

You smell like when unicorns existed.  <looks around> Don’t tell anybody, it might get out of hand…

Cael after Trick-or-treating for little while, starts to feel a little tired and asks:

How long have we been hitting the sacks, anyway?

Cael on putting on his precious hockey team toque for the first time:

Ahh, it still has that new toque smell.

Cael got into trouble last year with his teacher, and she was going to punish him and call us to tell us about it.

Mrs. C – “I’m calling your mother”

Cael – “No, I’ll make you a deal”

Mrs. C – “Ok,”…..

Cael – “I’ll give you 50 pushups if you don’t call my mom”

Mrs. C - ”I’m calling your mother”

…. and she did

Buddy, you are just the frigging best.  Don’t change one bit.  If you know one I have forgotten, by all means comment and remind me.