Get Bacon, Eat Bacon, Take a Bacon Shower

You know how when you started to learn to play guitar, suddenly you noticed the guitars in every song a lot more?  Well, this is kind of like that, except sadder and weirder and definitely not nearly as cool.  Since I posted the Get Bacon, Eat Bacon thing, I kind of notice these signs a lot more now.  Today I was washing my hands at Burger King of all places, and this one just jumped right out at me.

I have never felt the need to take a bacon shower, but I suppose it might be another way to enjoy it, if you were really really into that sort of thing.  This is the Internet, after all.

Get Bacon, Eat Bacon, Take a Bacon Shower

Get Bacon, Eat Bacon, Take a Bacon Shower

Please enjoy your bacon responsibly…..

Get bacon, eat bacon

Won’t take credit for someone else’s fine work, but couldn’t resist snapping this one at lunch on Friday.  If you frequent a certain Ottawa pizza joint, you may have seen this one yourself.

There’s just no other way to interpret these instructions, written on some sort of bacon dispensing machine.  Thank heaven for bacon dispensing machines.

It is rather strange to use a cameraphone in a bathroom, and I felt strange doing it, for sure.

Enjoy.