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Get Bacon, Eat Bacon, Take a Bacon Shower

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You know how when you started to learn to play guitar, suddenly you noticed the guitars in every song a lot more?  Well, this is kind of like that, except sadder and weirder and definitely not nearly as cool.  Since I posted the Get Bacon, Eat Bacon thing, I kind of notice these signs a lot more now.  Today I was washing my hands at Burger King of all places, and this one just jumped right out at me.

I have never felt the need to take a bacon shower, but I suppose it might be another way to enjoy it, if you were really really into that sort of thing.  This is the Internet, after all.

Get Bacon, Eat Bacon, Take a Bacon Shower

Get Bacon, Eat Bacon, Take a Bacon Shower

Please enjoy your bacon responsibly…..

Guns in Churches, why not?

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It’s hard to come up with a pun that hasn’t been overused here, so I won’t.  In the event that a gun toting maniac decides to come and shoot up the church knitting club in Arkansas, finally the ladies can now throw down and spray some hot lead back.  It’s now legal to carry a concealed weapon to church, so I guess the pastors and fathers of Arkansas had better look smart and not bore the congregation for sure now.

Thank heavens, it’s finally as Jesus had intended, I’m sure.

To be fair to Arkansas, it seems that they are not the first, in fact the article says there are 20 other states that allow churches to decide whether or not to allow concealed weapons.

Most of those states have “firearm blessing” services at the cloakrooms of the churches, allowing patrons to have their sidearms blessed while they themselves are attending church services.

Ok I made that last part up, but it doesn’t seem that far off now, does it?

Some days the slide into chaos seems more fun than others.  This isn’t one of those days.

Completely Unecessary

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It feels sometimes like modern science is getting a little carried away with it’s own success.  Often medical science is amazing, and any breakthroughs that save a person’s life are of course welcome, but at times these things read like the most ridiculous playground bragging.

I give you this: surgeons remove healthy kidney through vagina.

Was that completely necessary?  I mean really.  It sounds like that surgeon made a bet with his buddies and had to go through with it.  I’m not all that convinced that in this particular case it was the very best decision for everyone.  If you notice in the following picture, everyone is smiling, except the lady in green.  Guess who had an organ removed from her vagina?  I rest my case.

Ouch

Ouch