{"id":1003,"date":"2007-12-21T09:40:03","date_gmt":"2007-12-21T14:40:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/21\/onion-worthy-news\/"},"modified":"2007-12-21T09:40:03","modified_gmt":"2007-12-21T14:40:03","slug":"onion-worthy-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/21\/onion-worthy-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Onion-worthy news"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some things just write themselves.  <a href=\"http:\/\/cnews.canoe.ca\/CNEWS\/WeirdNews\/2007\/12\/12\/4720520-ap.html\">This Canoe article <\/a>looks like it came right from the pages of The Onion.  A Dunkin Donuts worker clocks a guy robbing the store with a coffee mug because he was worried he might look like a dork on Youtube if he didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;There are only a few videos like that on YouTube now, so mine&#8217;s going to be the best,&#8221; he said. &#8220;That&#8217;ll teach this guy.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>It&#8217;s interesting how this connected world of ever increasing surveillance is changing our behaviour, even in times of stress.  I can&#8217;t honestly say I would be all that worried about Youtube myself.  Maybe I&#8217;m just an old fart?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some things just write themselves. This Canoe article looks like it came right from the pages of The Onion. A Dunkin Donuts worker clocks a guy robbing the store with a coffee mug because he was worried he might look &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/21\/onion-worthy-news\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-tech"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-gb","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1003"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1003\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}