{"id":1010,"date":"2007-12-27T13:54:28","date_gmt":"2007-12-27T18:54:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/27\/what-big-eyes-you-have\/"},"modified":"2007-12-28T09:51:15","modified_gmt":"2007-12-28T14:51:15","slug":"what-big-eyes-you-have","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/27\/what-big-eyes-you-have\/","title":{"rendered":"What big eyes you have."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I see things on the Internet.  Some things I wish I could un-see.  Some things I mention here.  This I will mention because it&#8217;s deeply weird, and makes me grossed out and compelled to look at the same time.  It&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freakingnews.com\/Mouth-Eyes-Pictures--1741.asp\">photoshop contest<\/a> where you replace the person&#8217;s eyes with little versions of their mouth.  The closed-mouth ones are not as effective as the open-mouthed ones.<\/p>\n<p>This is my favourite, I think, mostly because Keith looks exactly the same.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/keith-richards-35000.jpg\" title=\"Keith Richards\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/keith-richards-35000.jpg\" alt=\"Keith Richards\" height=\"564\" width=\"364\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There are PAGES of these, enjoy.  I saw this first on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/67731\/Photoshopped-pictures-of-people-with-mouths-instead-of-eyes\">Metafilter<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I see things on the Internet. Some things I wish I could un-see. Some things I mention here. This I will mention because it&#8217;s deeply weird, and makes me grossed out and compelled to look at the same time. It&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/27\/what-big-eyes-you-have\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-gi","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1010"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1010\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}