{"id":1044,"date":"2008-02-04T10:43:55","date_gmt":"2008-02-04T15:43:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/04\/cael-marries-two-princesses\/"},"modified":"2008-02-05T10:43:36","modified_gmt":"2008-02-05T15:43:36","slug":"cael-marries-two-princesses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/04\/cael-marries-two-princesses\/","title":{"rendered":"Cael marries two princesses"},"content":{"rendered":"

Let’s turn on the Dad filter here for a minute.\u00c2\u00a0 Cael been at preschool for two years now, and as Nikki and I have slowly discovered, he basically becomes a different kid there.\u00c2\u00a0 He is the coolest, the most popular kid in the room, and he knows it.\u00c2\u00a0 Everybody wants to play with Cael, and the teachers are infatuated with him.\u00c2\u00a0 I may be exaggerating a tiny bit because I am a proud Dad, but seriously there are little girls crying some days because he didn’t play with them.\u00c2\u00a0 He’s basically a huge stud.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n

Anyway, his most favourite are (appropriately) two adorable twin girls.\u00c2\u00a0 They play together all of the time.\u00c2\u00a0 Later, he is going to be soooo mad he didn’t know what puberty was at the time.\u00c2\u00a0 Lately the talk has been that he is going to marry the twins, which apparently they are just fine with.\u00c2\u00a0 These girls are going to be popular later in life if they keep these liberal attitudes, let me tell you.<\/p>\n

So the other morning Cael is talking at his usual 90 mile an hour pace and he tells Nikki and I that he is going to marry the twins.\u00c2\u00a0 Twin princesses in fact.\u00c2\u00a0 It’s not all rosy though, because then he informs us solemnly “But it’s going to be really expensive.”<\/p>\n

Twin princesses would in fact be rather expensive to wed, don’t you think?\u00c2\u00a0 However, it’s a bargain for the princesses’ family, two for the price of one.\u00c2\u00a0 It might just work.\u00c2\u00a0 Then Cael really will<\/em> be the coolest.<\/p>\n

**Update**<\/p>\n

Thanks to Andrea we have confirmation that twins do really prefer to share men, validating every man’s secret fantasy, no matter how absurd it is.\u00c2\u00a0 Here’s Andrea’s twins with their chosen one, a very lucky zebra, er, fella.\u00c2\u00a0 Look at the grin on his face, you just can’t beat that.<\/p>\n

\"Julia<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Let’s turn on the Dad filter here for a minute.\u00c2\u00a0 Cael been at preschool for two years now, and as Nikki and I have slowly discovered, he basically becomes a different kid there.\u00c2\u00a0 He is the coolest, the most popular … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1044","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-gQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1044","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1044"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1044\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}