{"id":1061,"date":"2008-02-18T08:33:10","date_gmt":"2008-02-18T13:33:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/18\/left-foot-check-right-foot-crap-not-again\/"},"modified":"2008-02-18T08:33:10","modified_gmt":"2008-02-18T13:33:10","slug":"left-foot-check-right-foot-crap-not-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/18\/left-foot-check-right-foot-crap-not-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Left foot, check.  Right foot&#8230; crap not again."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Talk about your strange occurrences.\u00c2\u00a0 Three right feet <a href=\"http:\/\/www.canada.com\/victoriatimescolonist\/news\/story.html?id=d83cf5c8-437d-4586-8289-a763ee0b5738&amp;k=58864\">have washed ashore in B.C.<\/a> in the last 6 months on three separate islands within 60km of each other, which is, you know, like a hop, skip and a jump.<\/p>\n<p>Without <em>leaping<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0to any further\u00c2\u00a0conclusions, I would say the previous owners of the feet are probably sorry they <em>left<\/em> them behind.\u00c2\u00a0 Probably <em>hopping<\/em> mad by now.\u00c2\u00a0 If I were them, I would get out of the <em>yard<\/em> (think about it) and get right down there and claim my soggy foot by the fastest means possible, say, <em>three legged race?<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0 I mean, there&#8217;s no sense waiting to see what might happen, you know, waiting for <em>the<\/em> <em>other shoe to drop<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Saw the whole thing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/69106\/missing-3-right-feet\">on Metafilter<\/a>, and am pun-ishing you with it now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Talk about your strange occurrences.\u00c2\u00a0 Three right feet have washed ashore in B.C. in the last 6 months on three separate islands within 60km of each other, which is, you know, like a hop, skip and a jump. Without leaping\u00c2\u00a0to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/18\/left-foot-check-right-foot-crap-not-again\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-h7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1061"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}