{"id":1096,"date":"2008-04-09T10:57:48","date_gmt":"2008-04-09T15:57:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/09\/beer-panic\/"},"modified":"2008-04-09T11:01:54","modified_gmt":"2008-04-09T16:01:54","slug":"beer-panic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/09\/beer-panic\/","title":{"rendered":"Beer Panic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now pipe down!  SETTLE people.  Indoor voices!  It is not the time for these shenanigans.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently some of you got a little crazy after my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/08\/victorias-bitter-indeed\/\">post yesterday<\/a> about the potential beer shortage and thought you would go and steal some beer.  <a href=\"http:\/\/cnews.canoe.ca\/CNEWS\/WeirdNews\/2008\/04\/08\/5228561-ap.html\">A lot of beer<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>We have been here before, there is no reason for any silliness.  Beer supplies are fine, there&#8217;s no reason to get all Mad Max apocalypsey on us.  Yes the climate is warming, sure.  It&#8217;s not all doom and gloom, it may be warmer but then <a href=\"http:\/\/www.videosift.com\/video\/The-best-9-seconds-of-the-internet\">you won&#8217;t need a jacket<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now pipe down! SETTLE people. Indoor voices! It is not the time for these shenanigans. Apparently some of you got a little crazy after my post yesterday about the potential beer shortage and thought you would go and steal some &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/09\/beer-panic\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apocalypse-soon","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-hG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1096"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1096\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}