{"id":1103,"date":"2008-04-23T16:19:49","date_gmt":"2008-04-23T20:19:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/23\/my-body-is-possessed\/"},"modified":"2008-04-23T16:19:49","modified_gmt":"2008-04-23T20:19:49","slug":"my-body-is-possessed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/23\/my-body-is-possessed\/","title":{"rendered":"My Body is Possessed"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have been fighting a possession for the last few days.\u00c2\u00a0 The fight started Sunday night just after I got the boys to bed, I started feeling off.\u00c2\u00a0 I decided to go to bed and watch a movie.\u00c2\u00a0 That’s when the fight really got going, we got down and dirty.\u00c2\u00a0 Freezing cold, take tylenol, feel incredibly hot, burst into sweat, repeat.\u00c2\u00a0 I have been doing that cycle for three days now.\u00c2\u00a0 My lungs feel like I inhaled a steel toe workboot at some point on Sunday.\u00c2\u00a0 I have been keeping Nikki up, once she even had to change her PJs because I sweat so much she soaked it up by contact.\u00c2\u00a0 Gross.\u00c2\u00a0 Ick.\u00c2\u00a0 She is\u00c2\u00a0a tolerant woman.<\/p>\n

So far my possessor has laughed at the $110 antibiotics I have been taking.\u00c2\u00a0 I have taken to carrying around tylenol all day, I dry-swallowed a couple just driving home last night.\u00c2\u00a0 Feeble drugs, they mean nothing to this particular brand of demonic\u00c2\u00a0virus.\u00c2\u00a0 Needless to say I haven’t been working out this week.\u00c2\u00a0 Looks like it will be more like P100x or so.<\/p>\n

Demons begone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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