{"id":1111,"date":"2008-05-07T15:30:29","date_gmt":"2008-05-07T19:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/07\/bad-kid\/"},"modified":"2008-05-07T15:30:29","modified_gmt":"2008-05-07T19:30:29","slug":"bad-kid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/07\/bad-kid\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Kid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I can honestly say from the bottom of my heart that I am glad <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dKN64o-vHyU\">this kid<\/a> is not mine.\u00c2\u00a0 Man, that is one bad-ass 7 year old.\u00c2\u00a0 I can sympathize with the grandmother&#8217;s heartfelt desire to whup his behind, I only saw him for 2 minutes on screen, and I wanted to &#8220;correct&#8221; him myself.\u00c2\u00a0 What a kid&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>In short: he stole his grandmother&#8217;s SUV and took it for a ride with his friend (more than a few miles), hitting several cars in the process, and eventually wrecking the SUV.\u00c2\u00a0 He seems mostly mad that he can&#8217;t play video games for the weekend.<\/p>\n<p>Wow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I can honestly say from the bottom of my heart that I am glad this kid is not mine.\u00c2\u00a0 Man, that is one bad-ass 7 year old.\u00c2\u00a0 I can sympathize with the grandmother&#8217;s heartfelt desire to whup his behind, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/07\/bad-kid\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupidity","category-video-diversions"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-hV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}