{"id":1123,"date":"2008-05-23T14:33:14","date_gmt":"2008-05-23T18:33:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=1123"},"modified":"2008-05-23T14:33:14","modified_gmt":"2008-05-23T18:33:14","slug":"gun-tards-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/23\/gun-tards-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Gun-tards, Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that the best way to accessorize your new car is with a new gun, at least for <a href=\"http:\/\/cnews.canoe.ca\/CNEWS\/WeirdNews\/2008\/05\/22\/5639301-ap.html\" target=\"_blank\">a dealership in Missouri<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0 A handgun, to be specific.\u00c2\u00a0 What better way to participate in freeway gun-play than with something small that fits easily into the glovebox of your new ride?\u00c2\u00a0 Yep, that&#8217;s the kind of thinking we need more of, new innovative ways to encourage people to buy more guns, and let&#8217;s associate them with cars too.\u00c2\u00a0 That&#8217;s some smart thinkin&#8217;.\u00c2\u00a0 God Bless the USA.\u00c2\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Praise_the_Lord_and_Pass_the_Ammunition\" target=\"_blank\">Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/22\/rampant-gun-tards\/\" target=\"_blank\">Previously<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that the best way to accessorize your new car is with a new gun, at least for a dealership in Missouri.\u00c2\u00a0 A handgun, to be specific.\u00c2\u00a0 What better way to participate in freeway gun-play than with something small &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/23\/gun-tards-part-2\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-stupidity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-i7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}