{"id":1124,"date":"2008-05-26T16:15:52","date_gmt":"2008-05-26T20:15:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=1124"},"modified":"2008-05-26T16:15:52","modified_gmt":"2008-05-26T20:15:52","slug":"the-other-shoe-has-dropped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/26\/the-other-shoe-has-dropped\/","title":{"rendered":"The other shoe has dropped&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another right foot has <a href=\"http:\/\/cnews.canoe.ca\/CNEWS\/WeirdNews\/2008\/05\/26\/5669321-cp.html\" target=\"_blank\">washed ashore in BC<\/a>. We have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/18\/left-foot-check-right-foot-crap-not-again\/\" target=\"_blank\">been here before<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0 This makes 4 right feet in less than a year on 4 separate beaches in BC.<\/p>\n<p>The police chief was not that optimistic on solving the case, but did seem to be flexible enough:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Next year, we will do the hokey-pokey even if we don&#8217;t get the left foot in.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m all out of puns on this one, it&#8217;s just getting weirder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another right foot has washed ashore in BC. We have been here before.\u00c2\u00a0 This makes 4 right feet in less than a year on 4 separate beaches in BC. The police chief was not that optimistic on solving the case, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/26\/the-other-shoe-has-dropped\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-i8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}