{"id":1139,"date":"2008-06-20T11:12:37","date_gmt":"2008-06-20T15:12:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=1139"},"modified":"2008-06-20T11:12:37","modified_gmt":"2008-06-20T15:12:37","slug":"do-the-hokey-pokey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/20\/do-the-hokey-pokey\/","title":{"rendered":"Do the Hokey Pokey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Even though this whole foot thing is getting weirder by the minute, I feel compelled to continue to report it here.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s part of my commitment to a story, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously though, how strange is it that this keeps happening?\u00c2\u00a0 What kind of a coincidence is it?\u00c2\u00a0 If it is a coincidence, that is.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/cnews.canoe.ca\/CNEWS\/WeirdNews\/2008\/06\/16\/5897446-cp.html\">FIFTH foot came ashore<\/a> this week.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s the first left one, making my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/26\/the-other-shoe-has-dropped\/\" target=\"_blank\">prediction true<\/a>, and hokey pokeying will commence soon.<\/p>\n<p>Even stranger, some prankster dropped a sixth foot that turned out to <a href=\"http:\/\/cnews.canoe.ca\/CNEWS\/Canada\/2008\/06\/19\/5928016-24hvan.html\" target=\"_blank\">be a fake<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s a strange world when somebody wants to get in on all the misplaced body parts action.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/18\/left-foot-check-right-foot-crap-not-again\/\" target=\"_blank\">Previously<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even though this whole foot thing is getting weirder by the minute, I feel compelled to continue to report it here.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s part of my commitment to a story, I guess. Seriously though, how strange is it that this keeps &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/20\/do-the-hokey-pokey\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-stupidity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-in","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}