{"id":1155,"date":"2008-07-18T11:14:34","date_gmt":"2008-07-18T15:14:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=1155"},"modified":"2008-07-18T11:14:34","modified_gmt":"2008-07-18T15:14:34","slug":"for-the-ladies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/18\/for-the-ladies\/","title":{"rendered":"For the ladies&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I was getting ready for work and Cael was buzzing around as he usually does in the early, early morning.\u00c2\u00a0 I had showered and he watched me shave with the usual barrage of questions.\u00c2\u00a0 Then he asked to get his hair done and I obliged, lots of gel and hair spray, just the way he likes it.\u00c2\u00a0 I then offered him some &#8220;colomb&#8221; (that&#8217;s the way he pronounces cologne at the moment), which he also likes.\u00c2\u00a0 I put some on too and he asked:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Dad, why do you wear colomb? Is it for the ladies?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I responded &#8220;No, I wear it for Mommy, you wear it for the ladies.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 (What?\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m not as stupid as I look here people&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>To which he responded &#8220;I wear it for Mommy too.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A smart man, and impossibly cute.\u00c2\u00a0 Where does he come up with stuff like &#8220;for the ladies&#8221;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I was getting ready for work and Cael was buzzing around as he usually does in the early, early morning.\u00c2\u00a0 I had showered and he watched me shave with the usual barrage of questions.\u00c2\u00a0 Then he asked to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/18\/for-the-ladies\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-iD","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1155\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}