This morning Cael pokes my arm as I’m sleeping; “Dad. \u00c2\u00a0Dad!” \u00c2\u00a0I groggily roll over and he’s standing there at 6:05am, it’s pitch black, and he has a large black toque pulled down over his entire head, but is otherwise only wearing Batman underwear. \u00c2\u00a0That’s probably what saved him, if he had been dressed I would have been spending the next few minutes changing my shorts and calming him down after a fat lip. \u00c2\u00a0“What are you doing, buddy?”<\/p>\n
“Do I look like a robber to you?”<\/p>\n
“Yes, you do. \u00c2\u00a0Now go back to bed.”<\/p>\n
Off he went to his room to ramble and bang around while I tried to pretend that I was able to get back to sleep.<\/p>\n
How did that seem like a good idea to him? \u00c2\u00a0The smartest thing he did was poke my arm, and not Nikki’s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This morning Cael pokes my arm as I’m sleeping; “Dad. \u00c2\u00a0Dad!” \u00c2\u00a0I groggily roll over and he’s standing there at 6:05am, it’s pitch black, and he has a large black toque pulled down over his entire head, but is otherwise … Continue reading