{"id":1322,"date":"2008-10-29T08:00:17","date_gmt":"2008-10-29T12:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=1322"},"modified":"2008-10-28T14:27:18","modified_gmt":"2008-10-28T18:27:18","slug":"imac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/29\/imac\/","title":{"rendered":"iMac"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wow, the lovely and wonderful Nikki surprised me with an early Christmas present that definitely knocked my socks off. \u00c2\u00a0A super sexy 24″ iMac with all of the bells and whistles.<\/p>\n


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So, really she’s the best wife to be found anywhere in the land. \u00c2\u00a0I challenge you to find any better. \u00c2\u00a0You can’t, it can’t be done. \u00c2\u00a0Nope.<\/p>\n

The only slight problem with this whole thing is that the geek is strong within me, and now the tug of war begins between spending time with my most excellent wife and my shiny new Mac. \u00c2\u00a0She is a very patient woman…. \u00c2\u00a0I will probably unintentionally soon be testing just how patient she is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wow, the lovely and wonderful Nikki surprised me with an early Christmas present that definitely knocked my socks off. \u00c2\u00a0A super sexy 24″ iMac with all of the bells and whistles. So, really she’s the best wife to be found … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/siGNU-imac","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1322"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1324,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1322\/revisions\/1324"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}