{"id":1392,"date":"2008-12-05T14:53:25","date_gmt":"2008-12-05T18:53:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=1392"},"modified":"2008-12-05T15:00:06","modified_gmt":"2008-12-05T19:00:06","slug":"t-minus-14-days-to-the-vcp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/05\/t-minus-14-days-to-the-vcp\/","title":{"rendered":"T minus 14 days to the VCP"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you haven’t already called, or emailed, or Facebooked your attendance to the VCP<\/a> then I encourage you to do so now. \u00c2\u00a0This date is the milestone day in Nikki’s project file when we must start a tally of sugarplums, hall-decking boughs of holly, and a general inventory of the available stock of holiday wishes. \u00c2\u00a0Having a good time is serious fricking business, people. \u00c2\u00a0To that end, please please don’t make us adjust our project milestones, it really screws up the Gantt chart<\/a>, and messed up Gantt charts are enough to really put a kink in Nikki’s party planning groove.<\/p>\n

It’s ironic that I post this on the blog, which as we all know has a readership that could be contained inside a Toyota Prius with their dogs included, but hey it makes me feel good. \u00c2\u00a0Besides this week has seen rather spotty publishing updates, so I really needed some filler to make it up. \u00c2\u00a0So, here we are. \u00c2\u00a0Pointless party plug.<\/p>\n

Still, what you have read you cannot unread, and now you can’t complain even more about the lack of original content posted here. \u00c2\u00a0So there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you haven’t already called, or emailed, or Facebooked your attendance to the VCP then I encourage you to do so now. \u00c2\u00a0This date is the milestone day in Nikki’s project file when we must start a tally of sugarplums, … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-ms","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1392"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1395,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392\/revisions\/1395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}