{"id":1497,"date":"2009-01-30T08:00:41","date_gmt":"2009-01-30T12:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=1497"},"modified":"2009-01-29T16:01:07","modified_gmt":"2009-01-29T20:01:07","slug":"o-brother-where-art-thou-this-isnt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/30\/o-brother-where-art-thou-this-isnt\/","title":{"rendered":"O Brother, Where Art Thou? this isn&#8217;t"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two criminals made a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theglobeandmail.com\/servlet\/story\/RTGAM.20090129.wnzescape0129\/BNStory\/International\/?page=rss&amp;id=RTGAM.20090129.wnzescape0129\" target=\"_blank\">valiant break for freedom today<\/a> in New Zealand, dashing away from the courthouse and demonstrating why they are both in jail in the first place&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>httpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CgjPICWYC9o<\/p>\n<p>Note that they had lots of time to decide what to do, but decided no decision at all was best.\u00c2\u00a0 Good job, lads.\u00c2\u00a0 Future Ottawa Transit Union leadership?<\/p>\n<p>It brings this gem to mind from Despair.com:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Meetings\" src=\"http:\/\/images.despair.com\/products\/demotivators\/meetings.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"402\" height=\"337\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two criminals made a valiant break for freedom today in New Zealand, dashing away from the courthouse and demonstrating why they are both in jail in the first place&#8230;. httpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CgjPICWYC9o Note that they had lots of time to decide what &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/30\/o-brother-where-art-thou-this-isnt\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,8],"tags":[45,40],"class_list":["post-1497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupidity","category-video-diversions","tag-criminal","tag-moron"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-o9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1497"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1499,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1497\/revisions\/1499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}