{"id":1501,"date":"2009-01-30T11:11:27","date_gmt":"2009-01-30T15:11:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=1501"},"modified":"2009-01-30T11:11:27","modified_gmt":"2009-01-30T15:11:27","slug":"bedgasm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/30\/bedgasm\/","title":{"rendered":"Bedgasm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This word probably needs no explanation, but I still like it.\u00c2\u00a0 Especially today, when I am a little sleep deprived&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=bedgasm&amp;defid=2451094\" target=\"_blank\">Bedgasm<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.<\/p>\n<p><em>It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Thank you, <a href=\"http:\/\/urbandictionary.com\" target=\"_blank\">Urban Dictionary<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This word probably needs no explanation, but I still like it.\u00c2\u00a0 Especially today, when I am a little sleep deprived&#8230; Bedgasm: A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/30\/bedgasm\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[46],"class_list":["post-1501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-word-of-the-day","tag-sleep"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/siGNU-bedgasm","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1501"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1501\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1503,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1501\/revisions\/1503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}