{"id":1580,"date":"2009-03-13T00:23:58","date_gmt":"2009-03-13T04:23:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=1580"},"modified":"2009-03-13T00:25:38","modified_gmt":"2009-03-13T04:25:38","slug":"dwarfed-punk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/13\/dwarfed-punk\/","title":{"rendered":"Dwarfed Punk"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you have never seen this, you haven’t been on the Internet very long, I bet your CAPS LOCK IS STILL ON.\u00c2\u00a0 Do us all a favour and watch this first.\u00c2\u00a0 Go ahead, I’ll wait.<\/p>\n

httpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=bl6RJyZdBSU&feature=related<\/p>\n

Now that you are slightly up to speed, understand that there is no good reason for that video to exist.\u00c2\u00a0 It just does, it’s awesome, and that’s all there is to it.\u00c2\u00a0 It’s also safe to say that the Internet is very good at amplifying things that are strange.<\/p>\n

For instance…<\/p>\n

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That’s still pretty good stuff, lots of practice there too.\u00c2\u00a0 Then we get something like this, and it transcends awesome and moves right on into art all by itself.\u00c2\u00a0 This is some pretty fine editing folks.<\/p>\n

httpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=PaDAiv0cYU4
\nI can only imagine how much time that actually took to do.\u00c2\u00a0 There you go.\u00c2\u00a0 Now you can take your CAPS LOCK OFF, get on Twitter, and pretend you know all about the Internets.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you have never seen this, you haven’t been on the Internet very long, I bet your CAPS LOCK IS STILL ON.\u00c2\u00a0 Do us all a favour and watch this first.\u00c2\u00a0 Go ahead, I’ll wait. httpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=bl6RJyZdBSU&feature=related Now that you are … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,8],"tags":[87],"class_list":["post-1580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-video-diversions","tag-daft-punk"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-pu","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1580"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1587,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580\/revisions\/1587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}