{"id":1594,"date":"2009-03-23T10:30:08","date_gmt":"2009-03-23T14:30:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=1594"},"modified":"2009-03-23T10:31:40","modified_gmt":"2009-03-23T14:31:40","slug":"get-bacon-eat-bacon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/23\/get-bacon-eat-bacon\/","title":{"rendered":"Get bacon, eat bacon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Won&#8217;t take credit for someone else&#8217;s fine work, but couldn&#8217;t resist snapping this one at lunch on Friday.\u00c2\u00a0 If you frequent a certain Ottawa pizza joint, you may have seen this one yourself.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s just no other way to interpret these instructions, written on some sort of bacon dispensing machine.\u00c2\u00a0 Thank heaven for bacon dispensing machines.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/p-640-480-f34d0995-a1e2-424d-b4a7-c0981127e71b.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-364\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/p-640-480-f34d0995-a1e2-424d-b4a7-c0981127e71b.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It <em>is<\/em> rather strange to use a cameraphone in a bathroom, and I felt strange doing it, for sure.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Won&#8217;t take credit for someone else&#8217;s fine work, but couldn&#8217;t resist snapping this one at lunch on Friday.\u00c2\u00a0 If you frequent a certain Ottawa pizza joint, you may have seen this one yourself. There&#8217;s just no other way to interpret &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/23\/get-bacon-eat-bacon\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[96],"class_list":["post-1594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupidity","tag-bacon"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-pI","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1594"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1594\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1596,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1594\/revisions\/1596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}