{"id":1605,"date":"2009-03-26T07:36:12","date_gmt":"2009-03-26T11:36:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=1605"},"modified":"2009-03-26T07:36:12","modified_gmt":"2009-03-26T11:36:12","slug":"dont-beg-well-alright-i-guess-its-ok","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/26\/dont-beg-well-alright-i-guess-its-ok\/","title":{"rendered":"Don’t Beg! Well, alright I guess it’s ok."},"content":{"rendered":"

It seems that if you run an airport and you just put in a new baggage handling system, you definitely don’t want to test it with real baggage.\u00c2\u00a0 No sir.\u00c2\u00a0 That looks like a job for 12 tons of dog food.\u00c2\u00a0 That’s just what officials in Seattle did<\/a>, and now they have a warehouse full of dog food they didn’t know what to do with.\u00c2\u00a0 So they scratched their heads and thought about it for a while and then somebody said “Hey dogs would probably eat this stuff, they eat anything!” and so then they tried to drop off 12 tons of food at a local animal shelter.\u00c2\u00a0 That didn’t go too well, the shelter said “No!” and rapped them on the nose with a rolled up paper.<\/p>\n

So they did the only logical thing and donated the dog food to a local PERSONS food bank.\u00c2\u00a0 It’s hard to turn off the sarcastic voice I usually write in, but I guess this really is the best thing to do, if you are looking for a handout for yourself, it’s rather likely that your four legged friend is probably a tad hungry too.\u00c2\u00a0 Nice job, folks.<\/p>\n

The best quote of the article goes to a city commissioner:<\/p>\n

“Coming into an election season,” Commissioner John Creighton said, “I think it’s a pity that dogs resident in King County can’t vote.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

This guy is soo going to get his butt sniffed the next time he’s at the park.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It seems that if you run an airport and you just put in a new baggage handling system, you definitely don’t want to test it with real baggage.\u00c2\u00a0 No sir.\u00c2\u00a0 That looks like a job for 12 tons of dog … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[99],"class_list":["post-1605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-dogs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-pT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1605"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1605\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1607,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1605\/revisions\/1607"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}