{"id":1608,"date":"2009-03-28T17:47:07","date_gmt":"2009-03-28T21:47:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=1608"},"modified":"2009-03-28T17:47:51","modified_gmt":"2009-03-28T21:47:51","slug":"get-bacon-eat-bacon-take-a-bacon-shower","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/28\/get-bacon-eat-bacon-take-a-bacon-shower\/","title":{"rendered":"Get Bacon, Eat Bacon, Take a Bacon Shower"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know how when you started to learn to play guitar, suddenly you noticed the guitars in every song a lot more?\u00c2\u00a0 Well, this is kind of like that, except sadder and weirder and definitely not nearly as cool.\u00c2\u00a0 Since I posted the Get Bacon, Eat Bacon<\/a> thing, I kind of notice these signs a lot more now.\u00c2\u00a0 Today I was washing my hands at Burger King of all places, and this one just jumped right out at me.<\/p>\n

I have never felt the need to take a bacon shower, but I suppose it might be another way to enjoy it, if you were really really into that sort of thing.\u00c2\u00a0 This is the Internet, after all.<\/p>\n

\"Get

Get Bacon, Eat Bacon, Take a Bacon Shower<\/p><\/div>\n

Please enjoy your bacon responsibly…..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You know how when you started to learn to play guitar, suddenly you noticed the guitars in every song a lot more?\u00c2\u00a0 Well, this is kind of like that, except sadder and weirder and definitely not nearly as cool.\u00c2\u00a0 Since … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[96,54],"class_list":["post-1608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","tag-bacon","tag-why"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-pW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1608"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1613,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1608\/revisions\/1613"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}