Nikki wrote this a few weeks ago, and she won’t post it.\u00c2\u00a0 I think it’s awesome myself, so I’m gonna steal it and post it.\u00c2\u00a0 All due credit goes to her.<\/p>\n
\nThe Laundry Song (to the tune of Fire and Rain by James Taylor)<\/p>\n
Just yesterday morning I put another load on
\nseems like I get it done, and then there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just more to do.
\nI walked out this morning to the line I put clothes on<\/p>\n
Wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t ya know,\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6their soaked with dew<\/p>\n
Ooooh in my dryer I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve seen change
\nI’ve had days of doing laundry that I thought would never end
\nI’ve seen socks that could not find a friend
\nBut I always thought that I’d find the match again<\/p>\n
Won’t you look at this stain, Jesus!
\nThis shirt is covered in jam.
\nI’ve got just enough Tide for one more day
\nMy body’s aching and so are my hands
\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve drank two bottles of wine today.<\/p>\n
Ooooh in my dryer I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve seen change
\nI’ve had days of doing laundry that I thought would never end
\nI’ve seen socks that could not find a friend
\nBut I always thought that I’d the match again<\/p>\n
Been pinning my gitch to this line, back turned towards the sun
\nLord knows when the cold wind blows it will spin your gitch around
\nWell, there’s hours of time on the friggin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 clothes line to pin things dusk to dawn
\nafter winds have blown and flying PJ\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s in pieces on the ground<\/p>\n
Ooooh in my dryer I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve seen change
\nI’ve had days of doing laundry that I thought would never end
\nI’ve seen socks that could not find a friend
\nBut I always thought that I’d the match again<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
That’s just too good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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