{"id":1758,"date":"2009-06-18T06:01:40","date_gmt":"2009-06-18T10:01:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=1758"},"modified":"2009-06-17T13:03:02","modified_gmt":"2009-06-17T17:03:02","slug":"one-liners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/18\/one-liners\/","title":{"rendered":"One Liners"},"content":{"rendered":"

The best part about the Internet is how it self-organizes information into ever more useful forms all the time.\u00c2\u00a0 For example, Wikipedia is a wonderful crazy source of semi-reliable information, there’s never a dull moment there.\u00c2\u00a0 YouTube has replaced America’s Funniest Home videos a thousandfold.\u00c2\u00a0 LimerickDB<\/a> distills the best limericks in the world into one fascinating place (we already talked about<\/a> that one).<\/p>\n

Now I have found www.onelinerz.net<\/a> and I was compelled to spend at least 10 minutes reading the top 100 list<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0 Some of these have been gleaned from countless joke email forwards, but most I have never heard before.\u00c2\u00a0 It’s like a gold mine for the people who actually create those pointless email jokes, I have no idea who they might be and what makes them tick, but man, they work hard, don’t they?<\/p>\n

Anyway, good work Internet, keep organizing useless data for me to basically ignore after I find it.<\/p>\n

I saw the link on Neatorama<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The best part about the Internet is how it self-organizes information into ever more useful forms all the time.\u00c2\u00a0 For example, Wikipedia is a wonderful crazy source of semi-reliable information, there’s never a dull moment there.\u00c2\u00a0 YouTube has replaced America’s … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[132],"class_list":["post-1758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-stupidity","tag-sites-you-only-visit-once-in-a-year"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-sm","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1758"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1758\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1760,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1758\/revisions\/1760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}