{"id":1802,"date":"2009-07-09T14:56:55","date_gmt":"2009-07-09T18:56:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=1802"},"modified":"2009-07-09T14:56:55","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T18:56:55","slug":"naked-dental-appointment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/09\/naked-dental-appointment\/","title":{"rendered":"Naked Dental Appointment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that a man in Connecticut (a state so confused it&#8217;s very name is an oxymoron) decided to show up at his dental appointment ready to go, with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.connpost.com\/ci_12770272?source=most_viewed\" target=\"_blank\">the exception of his clothes<\/a>. After the receptionist screamed (really?) he ran away, apparently back home where he tried to pretend he was asleep at home the whole time.\u00c2\u00a0 Um ya.<\/p>\n<p>I tried to come up with an appropriate dental related pun here, and the best I could do was something about &#8220;filling a cavity&#8221;, or &#8220;trust me, this won&#8217;t hurt a bit&#8221;, or possibly something to do with drilling (wink wink, nudge nudge), which didn&#8217;t seem appropriate for the family blog.\u00c2\u00a0 Any suggestions?<\/p>\n<p>I myself have a dental appointment on Monday that I&#8217;m not looking forward to, although I&#8217;m thinking that being naked isn&#8217;t going to make it any more fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that a man in Connecticut (a state so confused it&#8217;s very name is an oxymoron) decided to show up at his dental appointment ready to go, with the exception of his clothes. After the receptionist screamed (really?) he &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/09\/naked-dental-appointment\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[144,145],"class_list":["post-1802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-dentist","tag-naked"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-t4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1802"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1802\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1804,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1802\/revisions\/1804"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}