{"id":1805,"date":"2009-07-10T06:00:55","date_gmt":"2009-07-10T10:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=1805"},"modified":"2009-07-09T16:11:12","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T20:11:12","slug":"hide-and-seek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/10\/hide-and-seek\/","title":{"rendered":"Hide and Seek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I like this one from Pennsylvania: a family game of hide and seek results in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/hostednews\/ap\/article\/ALeqM5hK2wD9SsyIy1xuGR56ve2CbHjTbAD99AUO300\" target=\"_blank\">the parents calling the police<\/a> to help them find their toddler.\u00c2\u00a0 I predict an exciting young adulthood for this family when their 2 year old can cause that kind of trouble.<\/p>\n<p>The best part of the whole story?\u00c2\u00a0 Even the cops and fire department couldn&#8217;t find the kid, it was the family dog that ratted her out, sleeping under the washing machine.\u00c2\u00a0 Awesome.<\/p>\n<p>I can say that Lloyd&#8217;s nose is easily three times as sensitive as Harvey&#8217;s, he can smell when my brain neurons start considering making my body go and get him a treat before it even happens.\u00c2\u00a0 A snoring two year old under a washing machine?\u00c2\u00a0 Not even a challenge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like this one from Pennsylvania: a family game of hide and seek results in the parents calling the police to help them find their toddler.\u00c2\u00a0 I predict an exciting young adulthood for this family when their 2 year old &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/10\/hide-and-seek\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[146,147],"class_list":["post-1805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-hide-and-seek","tag-kids"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-t7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1805"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1806,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805\/revisions\/1806"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}