{"id":1863,"date":"2009-08-14T12:20:33","date_gmt":"2009-08-14T16:20:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=1863"},"modified":"2009-08-14T12:26:15","modified_gmt":"2009-08-14T16:26:15","slug":"obligatory-cute-animal-pictures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/14\/obligatory-cute-animal-pictures\/","title":{"rendered":"Obligatory Cute Animal Pictures"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since my brain is good for nothing today but riding around in my skull, awash in echoes of last night&#8217;s Stompin&#8217; Tom show (which was awesome), I will unleash the following cuteness tsunami on you.<br \/>\nFirst, the dwarf miniature pony is the logical answer to the purse dog.\u00c2\u00a0 Standing about the size of the average cat, this is a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/worldnews\/article-1205022\/Koda-born-health-problems-doctors-worried-But-turns-hes-just-little-horse.html\" target=\"_blank\">frigging small horse<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0 Suitable for domestic work such as plowing your kids sandbox, and jumping over entire juice boxes.\u00c2\u00a0 More good pictures at that link.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1865\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/14\/obligatory-cute-animal-pictures\/smallhorse\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/smallhorse.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image-title=\"small horse\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/smallhorse.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1865\" title=\"small horse\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/smallhorse.jpg\" alt=\"small horse\" width=\"634\" height=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Next up we have a couple of pictures from <a href=\"http:\/\/ngm.nationalgeographic.com\/photography\" target=\"_blank\">National Geographic Magazine<\/a> (which has incredibly good pictures) one of which has been making the rounds on the interwebs.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s an accidentally hilarious shot of an inquisitive squirrel hogging all of the attention.\u00c2\u00a0 They had set their camera up for a timed shot of themselves and nosy-pants decided to get in on the action.\u00c2\u00a0 Friggin prima donna&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1866\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/14\/obligatory-cute-animal-pictures\/squirrel\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/Squirrel.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"400,265\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Squirrel\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/Squirrel.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1866\" title=\"Squirrel\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/Squirrel.jpg\" alt=\"Squirrel\" width=\"400\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/Squirrel.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/Squirrel-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I love this one of a bear fishing, it looks exactly like a guy in a fur suit with a comically over-sized head.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1864\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/14\/obligatory-cute-animal-pictures\/bear\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/bear.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"800,600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"bear\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/bear.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1864\" title=\"bear\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/bear.jpg\" alt=\"bear\" width=\"766\" height=\"574\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/bear.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/bear-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 766px) 100vw, 766px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I wouldn&#8217;t mention that to the bear&#8217;s face mind you.<\/p>\n<p>There you go, that should keep you til Monday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since my brain is good for nothing today but riding around in my skull, awash in echoes of last night&#8217;s Stompin&#8217; Tom show (which was awesome), I will unleash the following cuteness tsunami on you. First, the dwarf miniature pony &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/14\/obligatory-cute-animal-pictures\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[169],"class_list":["post-1863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-so-cute-i-might-yak"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-u3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1863"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1868,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1863\/revisions\/1868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}