{"id":1876,"date":"2009-08-21T06:00:49","date_gmt":"2009-08-21T10:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=1876"},"modified":"2009-08-20T22:55:21","modified_gmt":"2009-08-21T02:55:21","slug":"crappytaxidermy-com-is-the-best-site-on-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/21\/crappytaxidermy-com-is-the-best-site-on-the-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"CrappyTaxidermy.com is the best site on the Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"

This blog post is brought to you by the letter AAAAAGGHHH!<\/p>\n

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and the number OOOOOOOOOO!!<\/p>\n

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The thing is, not only does this website celebrate truly horrendous taxidermic crimes against nature’s beauty, there are other inexplicable horrors that never, ever appeared in nature.\u00c2\u00a0 For instance, try forgetting you saw this little gem.<\/p>\n

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I have awakened screaming every night since I saw this one, and I predict you will too.\u00c2\u00a0 I’m just hoping it’s a photoshop job, since seeing this “in the flesh” would end me.<\/p>\n

There are many many others, I suggest you go and take a stroll yourself<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Saw it on Boing Boing<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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