{"id":1907,"date":"2009-09-04T14:23:09","date_gmt":"2009-09-04T18:23:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=1907"},"modified":"2009-09-04T14:23:09","modified_gmt":"2009-09-04T18:23:09","slug":"men-really-are-thinking-of-only-one-thing-if-i-could-just-remember-what-it-was","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/04\/men-really-are-thinking-of-only-one-thing-if-i-could-just-remember-what-it-was\/","title":{"rendered":"Men really are thinking of only one thing, if I could just remember what it was&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It should come as no surprise to anyone, but it&#8217;s now SCIENTIFICALLY proven that men become stupider after talking to attractive women, while women remain unaffected while talking to attractive men.\u00c2\u00a0 Completely obvious, and it explains why I can&#8217;t get anything done while Nikki is in the room.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.discovermagazine.com\/discoblog\/2009\/09\/04\/study-talking-to-hot-women-makes-men-lose-brain-function\/\" target=\"_blank\">Discover Magazine Blogs<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It should come as no surprise to anyone, but it&#8217;s now SCIENTIFICALLY proven that men become stupider after talking to attractive women, while women remain unaffected while talking to attractive men.\u00c2\u00a0 Completely obvious, and it explains why I can&#8217;t get &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/04\/men-really-are-thinking-of-only-one-thing-if-i-could-just-remember-what-it-was\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[184],"class_list":["post-1907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-gonna-get-me-some"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-uL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1907"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1907\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1908,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1907\/revisions\/1908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}