Let’s go rob a house!<\/p>\n
Cool!\u00c2\u00a0 But we don’t have masks…<\/p>\n
No worries, we will disguise ourselves with this Sharpie marker.<\/p>\n
Awesome!\u00c2\u00a0 I want to be Catwoman!<\/p>\n
What? Um, ok.\u00c2\u00a0 I think I will just colour my whole face in, except my nose, cause that would look sooo stupid if I coloured my nose…<\/p>\n
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The best part of their disguise isn’t that it does nothing to conceal their identities of course, but rather the fact that they didn’t<\/span> can’t take it off afterwards (assuming it occurred to them that they should take it off), and hilarity ensued.\u00c2\u00a0 I bet the cop who stopped them had to call for backup, he probably couldn’t see from the tears of laughter.<\/p>\n So, thank you, young morons.\u00c2\u00a0 My step is a little more sprightly, my back is straighter, and my outlook is refreshed.\u00c2\u00a0 No matter what I do today, I’m pretty<\/span> fairly<\/span> extremely<\/em> confident that it will turn out better than this.<\/p>\n Thanks to Boing Boing<\/a> and Neatorama<\/a> for bringing this to my attention, and I stole the Catwoman joke, too.\u00c2\u00a0 I don’t even feel bad about it, because of the lift these two retards brought to my day.<\/p>\n CNN has the original story<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" There isn’t a human alive that won’t feel better about themselves after hearing the tale of these two knuckleheads. Let’s go rob a house! Cool!\u00c2\u00a0 But we don’t have masks… No worries, we will disguise ourselves with this Sharpie marker. … Continue reading