{"id":2071,"date":"2010-01-15T08:04:57","date_gmt":"2010-01-15T12:04:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=2071"},"modified":"2010-01-15T08:04:57","modified_gmt":"2010-01-15T12:04:57","slug":"big-red","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/15\/big-red\/","title":{"rendered":"Big Red"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning, for no reason I can determine, I discovered that my brain has been storing all of the words to this song in my head for the past 20 years.\u00c2\u00a0 I was singing it over and over in the shower, it drove me crazy.<\/p>\n<p>httpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=M0MQazIfPMU&amp;feature=youtube_gdata<\/p>\n<p>I even remembered the lightning part, and the band guy forgetting his hat.<\/p>\n<p>I now know why when I go to the store for three things I often come home with only two things and the nagging feeling I have forgotten something.<\/p>\n<p>Why would I hang onto that particular bit of information?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning, for no reason I can determine, I discovered that my brain has been storing all of the words to this song in my head for the past 20 years.\u00c2\u00a0 I was singing it over and over in the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/15\/big-red\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,8],"tags":[226],"class_list":["post-2071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupidity","category-video-diversions","tag-big-red"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-xp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2071"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2071\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2073,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2071\/revisions\/2073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}