{"id":2144,"date":"2010-04-19T17:51:03","date_gmt":"2010-04-19T21:51:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=2144"},"modified":"2010-04-19T17:51:03","modified_gmt":"2010-04-19T21:51:03","slug":"this-just-in-from-the-now-i-feel-much-better-about-myself-department","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/19\/this-just-in-from-the-now-i-feel-much-better-about-myself-department\/","title":{"rendered":"This just in from the “Now I feel much better about myself” department:"},"content":{"rendered":"

Think you were a badass partier in your youth? \u00c2\u00a0Nuh-uh. \u00c2\u00a0Not so fast there, bucky. \u00c2\u00a0You have never partied harder than this:<\/p>\n

20 year old Laura Hall is banned from buying alcohol in the entire country of England and Wales, and banned from every bar and pub in the entire nation<\/strong>. \u00c2\u00a0Link<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

She wins, folks. \u00c2\u00a0Unless someone else can take it up a notch and terrorize an entire continent? \u00c2\u00a0Also, her parents must be tremendously proud.<\/p>\n

On a completely unrelated note, my Mom must also be tremendously proud since her unemployed son hasn’t even really bothered to blog anything of substance for weeks….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Think you were a badass partier in your youth? \u00c2\u00a0Nuh-uh. \u00c2\u00a0Not so fast there, bucky. \u00c2\u00a0You have never partied harder than this: 20 year old Laura Hall is banned from buying alcohol in the entire country of England and Wales, … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[248,247],"class_list":["post-2144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupidity","tag-drinking","tag-stupendous-moron"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-yA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2144"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2145,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2144\/revisions\/2145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}