{"id":2177,"date":"2010-06-02T14:12:20","date_gmt":"2010-06-02T18:12:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=2177"},"modified":"2010-06-02T14:12:20","modified_gmt":"2010-06-02T18:12:20","slug":"he-loooves-those-shoes-no-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/02\/he-loooves-those-shoes-no-really\/","title":{"rendered":"He loooves those shoes.  No really."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now for something completely different. \u00c2\u00a0And dirty. \u00c2\u00a0With a tortoise.<\/p>\n<p>httpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=6R3BYCT5oWw&amp;feature=player_embedded<\/p>\n<p>A tortoise having what seems to be some rather satisfying sex with a shoe.<\/p>\n<p>After watching that, I think I need a cigarette. \u00c2\u00a0I also feel rather dirty. \u00c2\u00a0The Internet really is rife with porn, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now for something completely different. \u00c2\u00a0And dirty. \u00c2\u00a0With a tortoise. httpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=6R3BYCT5oWw&amp;feature=player_embedded A tortoise having what seems to be some rather satisfying sex with a shoe. After watching that, I think I need a cigarette. \u00c2\u00a0I also feel rather dirty. \u00c2\u00a0The &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/02\/he-loooves-those-shoes-no-really\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[256],"class_list":["post-2177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video-diversions","tag-sweet-croc-lovin"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-z7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2177"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2179,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2177\/revisions\/2179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}