{"id":2224,"date":"2010-08-13T12:14:06","date_gmt":"2010-08-13T16:14:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=2224"},"modified":"2010-08-13T12:14:06","modified_gmt":"2010-08-13T16:14:06","slug":"huge-heads-not-just-good-for-smashing-against-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/13\/huge-heads-not-just-good-for-smashing-against-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Huge heads not just good for smashing against things…."},"content":{"rendered":"

It seems that scientists have discovered that the size of your skull can be a factor in staving off the effects of Alzheimers<\/a>. \u00c2\u00a0Anyone who has met me in person and felt in person the force of my magnetic personality will understand perfectly when I say this: \u00c2\u00a0I win at the Alzheimer’s game. \u00c2\u00a0I beat all of you. \u00c2\u00a0There is no winning against me, for my head is made of win.<\/p>\n

Here’s a little clarification for you; that’s not my magnetic personality you are feeling, but rather the gravitational pull of my skull actually causing you to lean towards me. \u00c2\u00a0I have a huge head. \u00c2\u00a0Measurably so. \u00c2\u00a0I have never met a head bigger than mine, and it’s a regular party gag to throw down and have a measure-off with anyone in the room. \u00c2\u00a0I am a skinny dude with an enormous melon, and nobody expects me to beat the huge guys with the muscles, but I do. \u00c2\u00a0When I finally lose the battle with hair loss it will probably be a lot more obvious, but for now I can safely say that I will out last any of you in the Alzheimer’s department, and nobody knows it until the tape measures come out.<\/p>\n

The most ironic thing of all is I have probably the worst memory (for some things). \u00c2\u00a0Just ask my wife Lorraine or especially my sister, um, Betty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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