Thirty quarters in his belly button.<\/p>\n
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Um, wow.<\/p>\n
The most disturbing thing that came to my mind was the frightening likelihood that those same quarters were quickly spent on more Mountain Dew, and that they may have passed through countless pockets by now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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