{"id":2289,"date":"2010-09-22T15:55:53","date_gmt":"2010-09-22T19:55:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=2289"},"modified":"2010-09-22T16:02:04","modified_gmt":"2010-09-22T20:02:04","slug":"i-was-going-to-call-it-the-chuck-but-i-thought-better-of-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/22\/i-was-going-to-call-it-the-chuck-but-i-thought-better-of-it\/","title":{"rendered":"I was going to call it “The Chuck”, but I thought better of it…"},"content":{"rendered":"

A short update today, just thought I would mention that I got a haircut.\u00c2\u00a0 While that seems a tad mundane (this is Mundane Ramblings<\/a> people), I felt it deserved it’s own post.\u00c2\u00a0 I have previously been known<\/a> to have been trapped on the inescapable slope of Hasselhoff when it comes to haircuts (a perilous and frictionless plane), but this time I didn’t go to my usual guy, and so instead of the ‘Hoff, I got “The Woolery”.\u00c2\u00a0 Yes, I left the salon looking like this guy:<\/p>\n

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I sauntered back to the office with many smarmy winks, snapping of fingers, and finger gun poses at everyone I saw.\u00c2\u00a0 Fortunately the whole cut didn’t take too long, since I just took two and two and I was right back ‘atcha<\/a>…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A short update today, just thought I would mention that I got a haircut.\u00c2\u00a0 While that seems a tad mundane (this is Mundane Ramblings people), I felt it deserved it’s own post.\u00c2\u00a0 I have previously been known to have been … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[276],"class_list":["post-2289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupidity","tag-haircut-love-connection"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-AV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2289"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2291,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2289\/revisions\/2291"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}