{"id":2312,"date":"2010-10-06T14:20:44","date_gmt":"2010-10-06T18:20:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=2312"},"modified":"2010-10-06T14:20:44","modified_gmt":"2010-10-06T18:20:44","slug":"first-choice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/06\/first-choice\/","title":{"rendered":"First Choice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard last night while the boys were getting a haircut.\u00c2\u00a0 Nikki took the lads to Goobers, but it was too busy, so they went to First Choice instead.\u00c2\u00a0 Quinn wasn&#8217;t too keen on getting his mop of hair handled.<\/p>\n<p>Quinn: First Choice?\u00c2\u00a0 More like second choice&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nikki: Oh yeah?\u00c2\u00a0 More like No Choice, buddy.<\/p>\n<p>Har har.\u00c2\u00a0 The family is much like living with a bunch of comedians&#8230;.\u00c2\u00a0 For the record, Cael got the &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Justin_Bieber\" target=\"_blank\">Bieber<\/a>&#8220;.\u00c2\u00a0 Also, this whole story is Nikki&#8217;s, not mine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard last night while the boys were getting a haircut.\u00c2\u00a0 Nikki took the lads to Goobers, but it was too busy, so they went to First Choice instead.\u00c2\u00a0 Quinn wasn&#8217;t too keen on getting his mop of hair handled. Quinn: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/06\/first-choice\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[284],"class_list":["post-2312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-news","tag-bieber"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-Bi","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2312"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2313,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2312\/revisions\/2313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}