{"id":2377,"date":"2010-12-05T20:38:05","date_gmt":"2010-12-06T00:38:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=2377"},"modified":"2010-12-05T20:38:05","modified_gmt":"2010-12-06T00:38:05","slug":"pandaemic-or-we-call-the-fat-one-shovey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/05\/pandaemic-or-we-call-the-fat-one-shovey\/","title":{"rendered":"Pandaemic (or we call the fat one shovey)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s lesson consists mainly of learning to not be a jerk. \u00c2\u00a0That, and waiting until you have a great opportunity to be the last panda standing and shoving your buddy off the ledge. \u00c2\u00a0The lardarse sitting and eating shoots teaches us this valuable lesson. \u00c2\u00a0Thanks, lardarse.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy<\/p>\n<p>httpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=bxhcUPf3tV4<\/p>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/98209\/Pandas-Being-Pushy\" target=\"_blank\">Metafilter<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s lesson consists mainly of learning to not be a jerk. \u00c2\u00a0That, and waiting until you have a great opportunity to be the last panda standing and shoving your buddy off the ledge. \u00c2\u00a0The lardarse sitting and eating shoots teaches &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/05\/pandaemic-or-we-call-the-fat-one-shovey\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video-diversions"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-Cl","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2377"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2378,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2377\/revisions\/2378"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}