{"id":238,"date":"2004-05-28T12:19:32","date_gmt":"2004-05-28T12:19:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=238"},"modified":"2006-08-27T19:46:49","modified_gmt":"2006-08-27T19:46:49","slug":"alright-t-1-to-garage-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/28\/alright-t-1-to-garage-sale\/","title":{"rendered":"Alright, T-1 to Garage sale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alright, T-1 to Garage sale day.  Signs are posted, newspaper ad comes out today, items are still being priced at an ever more feverish pace, tables prepared, children&#8217;s lunch menu decided, nap times planned, totes arranged and rearranged.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s crazy business, people.<\/p>\n<p>The main consensus is that it&#8217;s a royal pain in the butt and we will all be glad when it&#8217;s over.  Nikki most of all, since she did the most of the work.  I told her she deserved to take the proceeds from the garage sale and go to the spa to pamper herself.  It wasn&#8217;t met with absolute resistance, but she&#8217;s not sold on the idea yet.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll see how it goes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alright, T-1 to Garage sale day. Signs are posted, newspaper ad comes out today, items are still being priced at an ever more feverish pace, tables prepared, children&#8217;s lunch menu decided, nap times planned, totes arranged and rearranged. It&#8217;s crazy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/28\/alright-t-1-to-garage-sale\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-3Q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}