{"id":2380,"date":"2010-12-20T13:19:58","date_gmt":"2010-12-20T17:19:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=2380"},"modified":"2010-12-20T13:19:58","modified_gmt":"2010-12-20T17:19:58","slug":"caels-christmas-list-for-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/20\/caels-christmas-list-for-santa\/","title":{"rendered":"Cael’s Christmas List for Santa"},"content":{"rendered":"

It seems that our youngest child has been on a roll lately, thought I would share some of the fun with you.<\/p>\n

Cael on eating pizza:<\/p>\n

I would like one piece of pizza because I am fit and thin<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Cael on receiving his new hockey team toque (which he hasn’t taken off his head in the three days since):<\/p>\n

Mmmm, it still has that new toque smell.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Cael giving a mall Santa his modest list of Christmas gift wishes:<\/p>\n

An EXACT mannequin of himself
\nA jetpack
\nA skateboard half-pipe
\nThe ability to levitate. <\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Yes, of course, Santa has a whole WHACK of extra Cael mannequins just LAYING (literally) around.\u00c2\u00a0 These don’t sound like normal 6 year old demands, do they?\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 What does a new toque smell like?\u00c2\u00a0 Will I look back on these things later and hit myself in the forehead and say “It was all right there, why didn’t I see the signs he was starting to display super-villain tendencies?”.
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