{"id":239,"date":"2004-05-31T12:42:22","date_gmt":"2004-05-31T12:42:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vallentyne.com\/blog\/?p=239"},"modified":"2006-08-27T19:46:31","modified_gmt":"2006-08-27T19:46:31","slug":"37-stinking-dollars-thats-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/31\/37-stinking-dollars-thats-what\/","title":{"rendered":"37 stinking dollars. That&#8217;s what"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>37 stinking dollars.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what garage sales proceeds added up to.  $37.  Twelve of which came from the sale of delicious chocolate chip cookies and lemonade.  Like jeez.  Talk about your retail downturn, that was ridiculous.  I even brought the guitar out to stimulate some interest, but I guess it all seemed a bit too &#8220;Deliverance&#8221; for people.  I guess the consensus is we were competing with the Glebe and our Kanata stuff seemed a bit shabby in comparison.<\/p>\n<p>crud.  Now I have to keep the stuff piled in the garage for the next sale day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>37 stinking dollars. That&#8217;s what garage sales proceeds added up to. $37. Twelve of which came from the sale of delicious chocolate chip cookies and lemonade. Like jeez. Talk about your retail downturn, that was ridiculous. I even brought the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/31\/37-stinking-dollars-thats-what\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piGNU-3R","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=239"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vallentyne.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}